(Greg Hinchman, Buzz Staff)

    Standing Room Only's Top Five...

    Alex's Top Five College Football Teams for 2008

    1. 1. Georgia
    2. 2. USC
    3. 3. Ohio State
    4. 4. Oklahoma
    5. 5. LSU

    Top Five Endzone Dances

    1. T.O. on the Dallas Cowboy star
    2. Devin Hester, Soulja Boy, 'nuff said
    3. Billy "White Shoes" Johnson
    4. Randy Moss "moons" the Lambeau faithful
    5. Tie between Ocho Cinco "Don't Fine Me" sign & Alex Symonds feigning dropping a duece in the Memorial Stadium North endzone

    Alex's Top Five Youtube videos

    1. http://youtube.com/watch?v=aoMmbUmKN0E "Mike Gundy Lectures the Media"
    2. http://youtube.com/watch?v=JvltzwkUEEA "The MANtage
    3. http://youtube.com/watch?v=RVUEa2d6xuo "Stone Cold Becomes CEO"
    4. http://youtube.com/watch?v=3FGI7R0u3TQ "WNBA Live 2008"
    5. http://youtube.com/watch?v=eGDBR2L5kzI "We Talkin' Bout Practice"

    Join Alex Symonds, Adam Harris, Stefan Jellicoe and Jeannie Szkolka every Saturday for an erotic romp of sports that reaches Shakespearian proportions.

    We give you all the facts and so much more, even inventing some of our own during "Allegations."

    We bring the Illini athletes to you with "ten questions."

    Bruce Weber breaks down everything from the motion offense to turkey and ham being good meats on our "Ask Bruce" segment every week.

    And don't forget that the PAIN GETS BROUGHT every week when it comes that time for "Assclown." BEWARE, NO ONE IS IMMUNE FROM BECOMING A STANDING ROOM ONLY ASSCLOWN!

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    Cubs over/under--90 Wins this year

    Stefan--under (so torn about a jinx) Alex--under (doesn't care because he loves the tomahawk chop)

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