(Greg Hinchman, Buzz Staff)

miked's Top Five...

Top Five Reasons to Dance

  1. P.Y.T by Michael Jackson
  2. It's fun, duh.
  3. Chicks dig a dude who can cut a mean rug.
  4. Good work out for people who don't work out at all.
  5. Life's too short to spend it on the wall.

Bottom Five Worst Things On My Mind

  1. Crappy Ring-tone Rap (Soulja Boy, Shop Boys, 50 Cent, Nelly, D4L, Dem Franchize Boys, Eminem)
  2. Nickelback
  3. Not having money to spend
  4. Online reading/homework
  5. Cuts/burns in your mouth that I can't help but pick at with my tongue

Top Five Things I Should Do But Don't

  1. Floss
  2. Not procrastinate
  3. Find a job
  4. Get at least 6 hours of sleep every night
  5. Not picture people naked

I'm just a gnarly dude that enjoys clever rhymes, beats you can step to, and killer face-melting guitar solos. I come from a musical background that's rooted in thrash metal and dance music, but you'll be damned if I catch you questioning love for hip-hop. I'd love to talk your ear off about zombies, over-the-top action movies, tattoos, and comic books over a hot pepperoni pizza. I'm terrible with names but I'll remember your face. Labels are for dented cans of soup and cars are for moto-surfing. Why are you still reading this? Go outside and destroy something. 666 HAIL SATAN

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