Laugh like a pirate

Pirate jokes to keep you smiling

8:00 pm Sep 26 - by Corrin Behm – buzz Writer

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    You didn’t get enough pirate talk last Friday, on National Talk like a Pirate Day? Check out these pirate jokes. They should have you walking the plank soon enough!

    What is a pirate’s favorite fast food restaurant?

    Arrrrrby’s

    What is a pirate’s favorite type of socks?

    Arrrrrgyle

    What is a pirate’s favorite South American country?

    Arrrrrrgentina

    What is a pirate’s favorite bird?

    Carrrrrdinal

    What is a pirate’s favorite National Landmark?

    Arrrrrlington National Cemetery

    What is a pirate’s favorite character from Friends?

    The Holiday Arrrrrmadillo

    What is a pirate’s favorite subject in school?

    Arrrrrrithmetic

    What is a pirate’s favorite cartoon show?

    Arrrrrthur

    Who is a pirate’s favorite governor?

    Arrrrrrnold Schwarzenegger

    What is a pirate’s favorite breed of horse?

    Arrrrrrabian

    What is a pirate’s favorite place on the U of I campus?

    The Arrrrrboretum

    What is a pirate’s favorite noble gas?

    Arrrrrgon

    What is a pirate’s favorite state?

    Arrrrrkansas

    What is a pirate’s favorite vegetable?

    Arrrrtichoke

    What is a pirate’s favorite brand of cookies?

    Chips Ahoy (gotcha!)

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    Last post: Sep. 27, 2008 at 1:36 am

    Jeff Brandt (Jeff Brandt) said on Sep. 27, 2008 at 1:36 am:

    Seems like everyone likes talking about Talk Like a Pirate Day, but no one ever actually does it.

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